petty bitching and a bunch of jokes

1 day ago with 118 notes — via itsdelovely, © magnass

Mulder: No, the interesting thing about these agents is they had worked together for seven years previously without any incident.
Scully: Seven years?
Mulder: Yeah, but they are not … romantically involved if that’s what you’re thinking.

2 weeks ago with 1,186 notes — via stellagibsons, © scullaaay

#just punch me in the face #the xfiles

ellentighs:

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call “The Twilight Zone”

[[a compilation of weird/unintentionally hilarious x files promo materials]]

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3 weeks ago with 134 notes — via klingons, © ellentighs

#the xfiles

almostwhiteandblack:

the x files 7.21 je souhaite

3 weeks ago with 57 notes — via leatherpumpkin, © almostwhiteandblack

#scullyyyyy #the xfiles

3 weeks ago with 528 notes — via vaginawoolf, © becketts

#obviously #the xfiles

4 weeks ago with 235 notes — via itsdelovely, © danasfox

#[sighs heavily] #aka the entire show #the xfiles

Song: Mulder, it's me
Artist: Dana Scully
Album: The X-Files
8,083 plays

seinfelds:

#from her hit album Oh My God #featuring the single I’m A Medical Doctor

4 weeks ago with 2,904 notes — via itsdelovely, © supermarketqueen

#those tags #the xfiles

I’m fairly happy. That’s something.

1 month ago with 695 notes — via stellagibsons, © hobanwashburnes

#goddddd #one ship to rule them all #the xfiles

1 month ago with 434 notes — via teen-worf, © cole-has-moved

#i cry #the xfiles

1 month ago with 520 notes — via queenology, © shadowcats

#SHE'S A BABY #the xfiles

2 months ago with 162 notes — via itsdelovely, © shazamcomics

#the xfiles

#same #the xfiles

misandrwitch:

Scuzzy Teens Mulder and Scully

i imagine mulder would text scully a lot in this au like

“dnt eat the tater tots 2day, mind control serum. saw the smoking prof tlkng 2 the lunch lady. hashtag trust no 1 hashtag yolo”

“mulder im in history fuck oFF”

#perfecttttt #the xfiles #fan art #hashtag trust no 1 hashtag yolo

#chantilly lace had a pretty face #the xfiles

teen-worf:

#the whole show

#pretty much #the xfiles