kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

muffinpines: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials? // Logically, I would have to say no.

muffinpines:

 Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials? // Logically, I would have to say no.

"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."