“What’s the matter, Dave? Gays in the military too hot for you?”
♫ When Johnny comes marching home again, he’s gay! He’s gay! ♫
Bill: I guess my cane is lost and I’ll just have to accept that and get on with my life… You stepped in front of that window.
Dave: I did what?
Bill: When I moved to the door, you moved in front of the window as if you were protecting something.
Dave: Ok Bill, I’m asking you to leave
Bill: You taped it to the side of the building or under the window sill. I read your book, you magnificent bastard!
Dave: Ok Bill I’m now ordering you to leave.
Bill: I’ll leave, but first I’m looking out that window.
Dave: Bill you’re gonna feel pretty stupid when it’s not out there
Bill: It’s out there. I know it’s out there.
Dave: Bill.
Bill: Yes, Dave
Dave: I stole your cane! Bill, I’m- I’m sorry Bill, I… I don’t know why I did it, and again, I’m sorry Bill
Bill: That is the most childish, immature thing I’ve ever seen you do!
Dave: No, this is… But you knew I was going to do that
Bill: No, that one caught me by surprise.
Lisa: Have you ever taken naked pictures of yourself?
Dave: …
Dave: Mom, I’m gonna have to call you back.
pretty = pretty
cute = pretty and short and/or hyperactive
beautiful = pretty and tall
gorgeous = pretty with red hair
striking = pretty with a big nose
voluptuous= pretty and fat
sexy = pretty and easy
exotic = ugly
I’d like to go up to the roof of my building, bring up a blanket and a very good bottle of wine, and make love with a space prostitute.
