“I think we got it.”
WILL: Somebody want to tell me what Antiques on the Road is?
JACK: Mmm?
GRACE: No, you, you!
JACK: Ok! It’s only the best show on television! You know, next to the Creek.
GRACE: I’m over the Creek.
JACK: Me, too.
GRACE: Ok, ok, so people bring in their stuff, and they’re appraised by experts. And sometimes it’s worth a lot of money, but that’s the boring part. My favorite part is when someone brings in something that they think is worth millions, and Porcelain Paul tells them that it’s worth, like, $4.00. And the camera stays on them and their face goes… Oh!
JACK: Ha ha, do the face again!
GRACE: Ok!
JACK: Ok, now, do the face of someone who had something really valuable and ruined it with Lemon Pledge.
GRACE: Ok! Ok, ok.
WILL: That sounds fun. What time is it on?
JACK: Uh, not really looking for any Johnny-come-latelys.
