petty bitching and a bunch of jokes
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i do not understand the nickname “jay” for jane in fanfics. is jane really that hard? IT’S ONE SYLLABLE.
dinozzoli and isles
In a land before time, there lived a dinosaur by the name of Rizzoli. Jane Rizzoli.
wait, who is rizzolo?
god, “juices” is the worst word ever.
please stop using it.
nope, frankie is her little brother. not her big brother.
what is with fanfic tonight?
saying that maura lives in an apartment makes me want to stop reading a fic. we’ve known she lives in a house since the first episode. a nice and big enough house to have a guest house, where her best friend’s mother lives, so there’s no excuse for thinking she lives in an apartment. it takes me right out of a story tbqh.
Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles
“Jane had set up camp in her vagina and offered pure pleasure”
CONGRATULATIONS RIZZLES FANDOM
YOU ARE OFFICALLY BAD ENOUGH AT FANFICTION THAT YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THIS TUMBLR
man we need like a certificate or some shit this is a big day
“A gruesome college murder might be the cure for Maura and Jane’s fractured friendship.”
….. well then thank god someone was murdered?
How does this almost have 300 reviews? H-O-W?????
Now Jane is a werewolf.
I’m dying.
In the past few days I’ve read* really bad stories where:
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE WATER?
To be fair, all of these** could make for very interesting stories, if well written (in fact, there’s a fic where Jane is genderqueer and it’s really, really good) but most of these are not well written.
* “Reading” is a relative term. Skimming is more appropriate.
** Except sex with a Prius.
Not IN a Prius, mind you.
But WITH a Prius.
Wait… who is Jabe?
