So, there’s this Rizzoli & Isles fanfic… and I’m pretty sure they’re having sex with a Prius.

Not IN a Prius, mind you.

But WITH a Prius.

1 year ago with 11 notes
#''Jane began grinding her aching core into the Color-keyed power heated outside mirrors with folding feature. 'Maura I need you to talk dirty to me. Please tell me about the special features that come as standard' the detective begged.'' #SWEAR #TO #GOD #it's like an x-rated prius commercial #starring jane and maura #i... i can't #misadventures in rizzoli and isles fanfic