When you get so excited because you think your favorite fic has been updated….
But it’s actually just the author saying she’s kind of lost interest/momentum/whatever with the story.

Leno: Are there any british ones?
Gillian: Well, cunt is british!
Leno: Stop! Stop saying that! Stop that!

“Oh, turn it off. I’m breaking in, not out. This is River Song back in her cell. Oh, and I’ll take breakfast at the usual time. Thank you.”
Saying What We’re All Thinking Of Yelling of the Day: On last night’s AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki.
Needless to say, it was rather glorious.