We were all doing this Leukemia and Lymphoma Society benefit and Amy had gotten a call like a week before it from Spike TV saying, we are doing this birthday party celebration on tv, Don Rickles is turning 88 and would you and Tina like to come do comedy at it?

"So I first met Bette Midler in my head when I watched the film The Rose in 1979. And since then, her and I have been best friends, in my head. In my head, she and I travel together, we have cut an album, and we pranked George Clooney. She’s the godmother to the children of mine that she has never met, and once, Bette turned to me in a dream and said, ‘Amy, you are the most talented person I’ve ever met. I hate to say this, this kills me, but you’re more talented than me. God bless you and I release you to God,’ and then she turned into a million doves and flew away." - Amy Poehler speaks at the NYRP Picnic (via amyypoehler)

shokoshik:

I think they might be married in a parallel universe.

Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.

Amy Poehler trying to sit on VP Joe Biden’s lap on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

poehler:

Portrait of the uber amazing #amypoehler @latenightseth tonight! #laugh

poehler:

Portrait of the uber amazing #amypoehler @latenightseth tonight! #laugh


Amy Poehler attends her private Golden Globes after party at Chateau Marmont on January 12, 2014 in Los Angeles, California

Amy Poehler attends her private Golden Globes after party at Chateau Marmont on January 12, 2014 in Los Angeles, California