threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

woodmeat:

*tries to chill*

*accidentally does the most*

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

698-5519:

lol: lots of lesbians

rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians

lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes

omg: oh my girls

ily: i love yuri

wtf: where’s the females

fyi: females… yes… interesting…

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

tennants-hair:

at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows

lezbhonest:

heyrizzles:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

literally the only reason i do anything

herooflife:

do u ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay

filmchrist:

me

brofisting:

"well, i read a lot"

"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"

"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"