All I care about is pasta and like 3 people?
every now and then i remember things that i did as a child and i’m like “why didn’t i know i was gay sooner” because my god i was like a raging homo at age 9
i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way
you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back
“Because I’m… don’t want to.”
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later