petty bitching and a bunch of jokes
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Don’t you sometimes get pissed with Lori?
hannibal genderswap → a session with dr.bedelia du maurier
“Last session, you were telling me about the woman you work with, Detective Rizzoli. Tell me more about her.”
“…For the first time in a long while, I see the possibility of friendship. In fact, this past weekend, I held a dinner party for her and her family.”
“I believe that you could use a friend, Hannah.”
”At the end of the day, I find that she has the ability to make me feel human.”
“Why would you feel otherwise?”
#(ps why wasn’t this show about these two falling in love and being lesbians)
ellie and i just get each other.
Janet: If you’re suggesting…Roger and I…then you’ve forgotten who you’re talking to.
Trina: I’m talking to the woman who let loose up at Susan’s cabin and who watched Deep Throat with a bunch of strangers at our house.
Janet: Can’t smoke pot and watch porno movies every night. Besides, those weekends, they…they weren’t really me.
Trina: I think we all underestimated who the real Janet is.
basically: (¬‿¬)
My name is Lucille, and I know how you feel.
I live downstairs.
I hear you taking out your garbage.
I hear you loving your girlfriend.
I hear you loving yourself, too.
I hear you flushing your toilet.
I hear you turning your thoughts off
And, I,I turn my off, too.
The only thing I hear is you.
Arrested Development season 4 clip.
BEES?!
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
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